This Is Just Too Funny.

My cousin/grandad sent this to me, and it was just so hilarious that I had to make one too.

My life-long dream!!!

Another Victory Lap

I just got my tickets. Really, the only thing keeping me on the charts is the fact that I have to learn Spanish by Monday. (But after that final? Prob'ly won't see me for a week or so.)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Picnick

So Facebook has an editing application that allows you to take photos that are on your profile and edit them- it's SO much fun, and I did three of them a while ago- although I plan on doing a lot more once the summer finally hits. (I'll also probably be sleeping a LOT too!)


This one from the Fall Out Boy song 'I Don't Care'-
"I don't care what you think/as long as it's about me/the best of us
/can find happiness in misery"


'Rome' and I, both Lockstock and the understudy for Lockstock. (Lol u guis)


And of course, the lyrics from Cop Song. (*tear*)

Just Too Good..

So I'm in the midst of finals (and final reviews) but I really just had to post this, because it's really just too priceless to pass up. My aunt works at the Israeli Embassy in Sydney, and she sent it to me.

*Understanding International Security Levels*

The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats in Islamabad and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Brits have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorised from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror
alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France
are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent
fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

It's not only the French who are on a heightened level of a lert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful
Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose".

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Americans meanwhile are carrying out pre-emptive strikes, on all of their allies, just in case.

In the Antipodes ...

New Zealand has also raised its security levels - from "baaa" to "BAAAA!". Due to continuing defence cutbacks (the airforce being a squadron of spotty teenagers flying paper aeroplanes and the navy some toy boats in the Prime Minister's bath), New Zealand only has one more level of escalation, which is "crap, I hope Australia will come and rescue us". In the event of invasion, New Zealanders will be asked to gather together in a strategic defensive position called "Sydney ".

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries"
to "She'll be right, mate". Three more escalation levels remain,
"Crikey!', "I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend" and "The barbie is canceled". There has not been a situation yet that has warranted the use of the final escalation level.